how to make a bowl of maggi noodles!

i hadn't realised how bad ganguly's reputation had become, until i received this on my instant messenger:
how to make a bowl of maggi (2-minute) noodles:
1. boil 2 cups of water in a pan.
2. when ganguly goes to bat, put the maggi noodles and flavor in the water.
3. keep stirring as long as ganguly is on the field.
4. when ganguly is back in the pavilion, the noodles are ready to eat!
maggi, maggi, maggi .....!