got gulp?

it's the 1st of april (ho hum!) and everyone out there is trying to outsmart the other in coming up with the most (un) believable lies.
of course, google does something weird (and even weirder) every year this day. today is no exception. apparently this new drink (google gulp??? come on!) has "a DNA scanner embedded in the lip of your bottle reading all 3 gigabytes of your base pair genetic data in a fraction of a second" and "it's low in carbs".
yaaaaaaaaaaaaaawn.
and sepia mutineers, nice try!